My pants are on fire!…My underwear is on fire!…I’M ON FIRE! One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty? When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!Īnd tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.Ī Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
Patrick, you’ve been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that? I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y! The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife! What you really wanted was inside you all along. Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.Īfter going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else! Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads. Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy. I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.ĭid you smell it? That smell. Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.īeing grown up is boring. The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time! Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…Then it would just be alright.Ĭan I be excused for the rest of my life? Patrick Star Quotes Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it two, you stole it or three, you stole it! You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent. We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request. Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
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You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor! Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’ See: Funniest Anime Quotes Laugh your Ass offĭon’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.Īlways follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions. SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours! The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. With imagination, you can be anything you want. Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark. This is not your average, everyday darkness. That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!Įxcuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face. You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one. Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.ĭumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are… I know of a place where you never get harmed. It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say. I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true. Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.
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